i need a vacation from my vacation


i really believe Cullen is trying to give me an aneurysm. I am 32 and I feel 52.
I tried to go on a relaxing vacation-- ha, ha what was I thinking.
There was never a dull moment with Cullen or quiet one
here is how my vacation went in the Bahamas.....



  • Cullen had major breakdowns on the airplane- so major the airline stewardess came to get him
  • Cullen gets sick the first day we were there
  • Naps... what naps?
  • sleep... what sleep?
  • screaming, crying and more screaming, crying
  • eating stuff off the floor
  • trying to play with the outlets that had no covers in the hotel room
  • licking shoes
  • destroying everything he sees


so between no sleep, being sick and all the breakdowns Cullen had, I have decided he is not allowed to go on anymore family vacations until he is at least 13.